I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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