Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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