I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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