you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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