He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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