what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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