You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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