I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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