She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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