Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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