My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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