She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize
