Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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