I just saw a hot homeless man
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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