I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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