This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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