I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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