"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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