Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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