My Higher Power is John Stamos
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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