in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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