Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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