ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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