Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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