If i come over, it means nothing
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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