i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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