remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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