Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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