So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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