I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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