Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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