Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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