apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Boobs speak an international language.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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