I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
