But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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