Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I have post one night stand depression
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