It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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