the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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