Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Randomize
