she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Randomize