they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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