bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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