What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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