try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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