I'm going to rape someone's good day.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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