Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
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