We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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