Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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