when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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