the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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