So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
