ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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