Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Randomize
