She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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