Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Blood and glitter go together right?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Randomize