It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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