Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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