Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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